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Bees Nest...

Her: Hmph. So apparently we’re only friends when you’re drunk and feeling sorry for yourself. How considerate of you, Joshua. Josh: Not true. We’re not even friends then. Her: So you texted me the other night, why? If I’m not your friend and im definitely not your girlfriend. I’m just your pity party then? Josh: You’re like the a bees nest. I know I shouldn’t be bothering you,...

Drugs And Rock ‘n’ Roll...

Her: …but Lindsay and I will head down early?! Josh: Sounds like the makings of a great night. Her: Ha Ha I don’t know about that… maybe you should leave your drugs and rock n roll at home tonight. Josh: Bring Sex? Her: What? Ha ha this is where I do the awkward robot…

But Sex....

Josh: …I’ve been kicked out of college. And stupid was not the problem. Her: Drugs? Alcohol? But Sex? Her: I meant butt sex. Excuse me. Josh: Well, the first one of those lead to the third one which drove me to the second.

Lost and Found...

Context: Some idiot girl left her cell phone outside my house. So I texted her friend and put the phone in the mail box. Josh: Hey. Special delivery for you in the mailbox. Her: Haha. What?! Josh: Listen to me. Go outside, turn left and open the mailbox. More instructions will follow. Her: Haha she was just looking for that! Thank you : )