My Aunt Is Hot

May 15, 2005

The Indoor Horse

Filed under: Funny — Josh @ 3:02 am

Ryan (My Roomate) and I went to a party in Scottsdale last night. This party… was accented by a HUGE dog. In somewhat of an inebriated state, we decided it was an indoor horse. It was huge. Below, Ryan, being nosed by the indoor horse. Nay. Nay.

Josh

May 10, 2005

Finished.

Filed under: R/C Planes — Josh @ 3:00 am

I <3 Airplanes.

(Remember, I am 6′3″)

Josh

May 5, 2005

The IMAC Plane

Filed under: R/C Planes — Josh @ 2:58 am

“About a Very Large Airplane.”

It was about the same time.

About the time I stopped flying large airplanes by holding the transmitter in a deathgrip;

I got the coolest form of sponsorship.

Though the labels were faded, and it was a bit dusty, it was nontheless:

An Extra, 330.

97 inches of pure IMAC Plane.

Unlimited class airplane, capable of anything.

Tumbles, rolls, circles, hovers, and flying on the proverbial edge of the knife.

“Fuck” I thought. “I can’t build to save my life.”

With goals of national championships, I set off to build it nothing less than perfect.

Easily distracted, and damn near incompetent with tools, It took a little longer than planned.

It was a huge project. And with me leading the charge, it was most seriously undermanned.

After many nights of something resembling chimpanzees and sporting equipment,

I can finally say I’m on the last 5 percent.

Now, the small task of finishing it.

Damnit.

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And yes, Those jeans are photo shopped on.

Josh