My Aunt Is Hot

This comment appeared in response to “Who Is My Aunt? Why Is She Hot?

“Funny story, however, I think you are young and are under the impression that women are second class. A woman should be able to pose as naked as say someone like Brad Pitt did and it should be PG just like Brad Pitts pics…However, we live in a world where woman have to be labeled “R” or “X” for the same things men get away with. The naked human body is an art form. Nikki happens to have a beauty that is in the 99% of all people. Nothing wrong with that. I think she probably found it quite liberating to pose NAKED for a magazine that gets over 8000 submissions per month. After all, she was the one out of 8000….Not bad..

I’m sure people who would judge her for posing are the same people who are either unattractive, over weight, or still living in a world where woman are second class.

Furthermore, when she married your uncle they both decided she would take his name. Is she suppose to drop it now that they are divorced? After she has built up her credits in the film industry, and TV? Just drop her name for the last 10 years cause some MAN doesn’t want her anymore?

And, if you look up any famous attractive female including Cindy Crawford and Julie Roberts you will find PORN on google under their names. It’s what Porn sites do to get traffic.

If you are so yucked out by having a gorgeous Aunt who has been in movies, TV and Playboy, then why don’t you change your name since you are the only one who seems to have a problem with it. Or maybe you are jealous cause you can’t get the fame your Aunt and Uncle worked so hard for?

Whatever it may be, there are worst things in the world. Hopefully no one in your family married Jenna Jameson considering she is a real porn star.

Comment by SoWhat — August 11, 2007 @ 7:31 am”

Here is my reply:

SoWhat,

You bring up some excellent points in your letter. However, your whole argument has critical flaws that tell me all about you. Let’s examine:

1) You start off your post with a compliment, then get to right to criticizing what you’ve interpreted as my view points. All of this under the guise of what you think: I’m young and consider women second class. Your condescending tone tells me you probably sit behind a desk for a living.

2) You use numbers to reinforce your pathos based logic. “She probably found it quite liberating to pose NAKED for a magazine that gets over 8000 submissions per month” Who cares if it was 10 billions submissions? What does that have to do with liberation? And please, enlighten me, How the FUCK do you know how she feels?

3) You write your whole post like a feminist. I’m honestly shocked you’re not a woman. Who capitalizes man or naked like that? Who compares C-list playboy model to Brad Pitt? Do you like to drink Seabreezes with umbrellas in bath houses?

4) Two words: “Yucked Out”. When you were typing that, did you stop and put your hands on either side of your face while curling your first two fingers? Try appalled, upset, ashamed, indignant, frustrated, or sickened next time.

5) How do you know I’m the only one who has a problem with her having my name? Are you basing that on the fact that my dad doesn’t have a website called MySisterInLawIsHot.com?

6) I am jealous of my Aunt and Uncle. I’d love to be on dancing with the stars! And honestly, who wouldn’t want to get painted in gold body paint and rub all over Mike Meyers for a 2 second shot in Austin Powers 3. Or maybe I should dress in leather and take off my clothes for hot college boy in the third of a series of movies that stopped being entertaining after the first? Yes, that’s just what I want.

To put it gently, you sound like a self-righteous cock sucking cunt bag. I suggest you unplug whatever it is that connects you to the internet so you don’t embarrass yourself this badly again. Your hippy granola bullshit is sickening. If you aren’t gay, you win the award for the single most pussy whipped man I’ve ever had contact with. I’m shocked you can get internet access this far inside your wife’s vagina.

If you are gay, I don’t know how any respectable gay man could fuck a guy who clearly has a hard on for pseudo-famous women so bad that he peruses the internet for respectable erudites who hate them just so he can leave a scathing comment.

As for the second class comment, any chick that appears naked in a magazine to which I can order a subscription is a fucking slut selling out to the highest bidder. I don’t have a problem with the practice as I hate censorship and embrace free speech, but that doesn’t mean I’d want anything to do with one of these girls. Unlike most guys, given the chance to hit it with one of these girls, the only thing they would be spreading is a rumor about how some skinny tall guy said he wouldn’t even fuck them with someone else’s dick and left.

I hope that clears up any confusion you may have conjured up in that little head of yours. Cunt bag.

Comment by admin — August 13, 2007 @ 4:09 pm