Think Before You Speak
In a very deep conversation with a friend the other night about the meaning of life and all that jazz, I made a small boo boo…
Her: “Yeah, but say we were in a relationship or something”
Me: “Ok. Hypothetically, we’re in a relationship”
Her: “And something terrible happened to me, and I died. Where does that leave you!?”
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Me: “Single again?”