http://myauntishot.com The Funny Adventures of a Kid Who Just Can't Keep Himself Out Of Trouble. Tue, 30 Sep 2008 08:20:48 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I went on a date Saturday night with a girl I met a year ago in my Journalism class. She's intelligent, unshy, and the anti-christ. It started while I was trying to date her last year. I'd go over her house, we'd watch a movie or something, and I kept getting ... http://myauntishot.com/2008/funny/really Some people make a living off of speculating on the future. Futurists I believe they're called. Anyhow, they really can never be wrong, and because they have some letters behind their name, it entitles them to wildly speculate about the future. I think maybe I want to be one of ... http://myauntishot.com/2008/funny/5-predictions-for-2008-2009 (This Post is #1 of my 10 part series: How to Cock Block.) The Jim Halpert is one of my favorite methods of cock blocking. It's funny, it's easy, and it's really effective. Communicology (The study of human communication) finds that given two contradictory messages, people will believe body language over ... http://myauntishot.com/2008/funny/the-jim-halpert-110-of-the-how-to-cock-block-series I need one minute of your time. Consider the image above. It was given as an example in my communication class of how "Perception Precedes Understanding", a concept I'm familiar with. So, the professor starts going around the room asking people what they see in the picture. As to what other ... http://myauntishot.com/2008/funny/what-do-you-see-here While at the gas station yesterday there was a girl in line before me wearing a shirt that said: I http://myauntishot.com/2008/funny/pop-culture Time slows, two find each other, eye to eye. the whole room lost to a gaze. We played tag, you're it. And I found my glances much like legs: unable to run that fast. It was denial of everything else, the kind of thing a wave would ruin; or perhaps an embrace, in that old adage. My fingers went to to ... http://myauntishot.com/2008/uncategorized/across-the-bar I found myself at a party after the bars closed on Saturday night. I wasn't doing anything special or imparticular, hell, the only real reason I was there was to bring support for my homies. I consider myself the Robin Hood of cock blocking, and I found myself busy that ... http://myauntishot.com/2008/funny/an-angel-from-heaven In a very deep conversation with a friend the other night about the meaning of life and all that jazz, I made a small boo boo... Her: "Yeah, but say we were in a relationship or something" Me: "Ok. Hypothetically, we're in a relationship" Her: "And something terrible happened to me, and I ... http://myauntishot.com/2008/funny/think-before-you-speak The recent record setting hot weather has me thinking about a summer favorite that doesn't get enough attention: The Ice Cream Cone. They are super versatile little pieces of edible engineering. They have those criss-cross shit at the bottom, and are cylindrical, but also at the top spherical. In many ... http://myauntishot.com/2008/funny/cones Is anyone else ridiculously attracted to the girl from the new Death Cab For Cutie video? I'd marriage her ass. I have such random weaknesses. And here is the video where she treks around the world all hot like: http://myauntishot.com/2008/uncategorized/anyone-else